BlemPhesemiatity

Nick Bergaus Penis has been reaserched and is said to be the biggest thickest dick in the planet he has hard rock abs as well

You Know you wish Blemphesemiatity would happen to xander and sean

by bigyogibear March 21, 2010

blepth

Adj: describing a moment or situation of extreme frustration as originated by a chubby seal who didn’t feel like getting in the cold water
Interjection: used to express extreme frustration and exasperation.

Adj: These customers today have got me feeling super blepth!

Intersection: Blepth! This water is damn cold!!!

by Irishmikey August 18, 2018

Blemp

A word used to describe an e-cigarette at Schools

Oi bruv, pass me your blemp real quick

by Ratep January 29, 2019

blemstick

Coined just south of the Thames, similar to a "Dopestick" or a "Baseball Bat", the Blemstick can only refer to the "Dankiest of Doobs". A phrase that must only be used when no other term fits to describe the holiest of joints.

Yes brudda, let's blem this Blemstick.

by Harambeismymum123 April 12, 2021

Blemithotatche

Harvested only in the jungles of Nicaragua, Blemithotatche is an indigenous plant that, when smoked, ‘really fucks ya up.’

Student: “Wow I hate dance class.”

Ms E: “Have you tried smoking Blemithotatche?”

Student: (after smoking) “Wow I love dance class now.”

by Dave Fuck III June 13, 2021

Blemithotatche

Harvested only in the jungles of Nicaragua, Blemithotatche is an indigenous plant that, when smoked, ‘really fucks ya up.’

Student: “Wow I hate dance class.”

Ms E: “Have you tried smoking Blemithotatche?”

Student: (after smoking) “Wow I love dance class now”

by Dave Fuck III June 13, 2021

blept

When you oversleep and are still tired and groggy.

Oh man! I slept for 12 hours now I'm just blept.

by donyal July 4, 2021