Baplunja

A synonym for "butt plunger", a tool commonly used to extract feces from one's anus.

My constipation was so intense, I had to resort to using my dad's old baplunja.

Pardon me, but would you happen to have a baplunja I could borrow?

When in doubt, baplunja it out.

by Antonvivaldis June 12, 2017

BLALB

Built like a little boy

Zuber is BLALB

by Ooo yes May 2, 2020

Blalls

black people + balls

Jane: "Woah man, nice blalls!"

Joe: "Did you see that back guy, Jimmy? He has huge blalls!"

by SussyDanny March 21, 2022

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

blapanese

A black person who thinks they are Japanese. Not many exist.

Blapanese idiot.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Blaslighting

The action of lying/attempting to convince a person or a group of persons that one or more of your parents has passed when in reality the parent in question is alive.

Blas: "Oh chat, btw my mom just died"
Chat: "STFU old man, we know you're Blaslighting us"

by Itayola November 21, 2022

Bling Blap

Better than bling bling; more expensive.

"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"

by KillahhCaityy January 19, 2009