buffet momentum

The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by:

a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for

b) wanting more of something you just tried

c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile

d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.

"Wow, I just consumed three plates of food. Maybe we should wait a while before hitting up the dessert table."

"I disagree. In about 10 minutes my stomach is going to realize that it's full, so I think I'll just make use of the buffet momentum that I've developed and get dessert right now."

buffet momentum by thanksgiving_pants October 9, 2011

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

Country Kitchen Buffet by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

Try the buffet 

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!

Try the buffet by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009

Bachelor Buffet 

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.

"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."

Bachelor Buffet by the beeb June 23, 2007

BFFDTS

BFFDTS.

Best Friends Forever... DURING THE SEASON.

When 2 people, be it guy or gal. Swear they are

BFF, during a sport's season, lets use soccer for instance.
They upload pics, post statuses, become relatives on facebook and hang out . Then season's over, they hand in their uniforms, and hand in all that love you forever crap with it. And suddenly one person is " awfully busy" and can no longer chill. That person is usually the mini hitler, to the friends of the person who actually believed they would be BFF.

Dude 1 : Yo since when does Vivianne hang out with that

white-ass girl Nicky?

Dude 2 : Yo Vivianne, is brazilian you know she's only dealing with that hannah montana shit till seasons over.

Dude 1 : a case of BFFDTS?

Dude 2 : yes, a mild one tho, they never got married on facebook.

BFFDTS by chica212 November 17, 2010

chinese buffet 

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.

Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.

chinese buffet by David W February 8, 2005

international buffet

When a girl or guy has slept with people of all races
Black,white,latino,asian etc..You name it!

I went to the states, mexico, and hongkong and had a huge international buffet!

international buffet by annac06 May 20, 2008