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Bar Slag

(noun): A somewhat undesirable female who frequents bars of ill repute. Derived from the term for stale beer left overnight in a bar's keg lines; e.g. slag.

The "slag" is dangerous, because she often uses her natural habitat, the bar, as a staging ground for her assault on unwitting intoxicated men. By surrounding herself by alcohol, she assures that alcohol induced "beer goggles" will compensate for her lack of aesthetic appeal, and promiscuous reputation. After six drinks, a slag looks slightly less haggard, and her indiscretion will seem like a good thing.

History: Pioneered by UConn Alum visiting Narraganset RI.
9pm
Nick: "Is that bar slag coming back with us?"

CM: "No man, she's hit."

11pm

--Slag comes back with us.
by jackmagnum April 28, 2010
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Bar Stink

The smell emanating from a bar, pub (uk) or to be honest any purveyor of beer following a heavy night on the town. Usually discovered by bar staff or pissheads at 10 am.
"omg i had the worst case of bar stink this morning walking past the pub, dude it was fucking rotten"
by -[BDS]- May 8, 2010
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bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle
the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me
by boomer315 January 20, 2011
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car to bar shoes

Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) directly to the bar, hence "car to bar" Having to walk around from the subway or so is murder.
Those stilettos are great, but they are strictly car to bar shoes.
by Seanasty February 1, 2007
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Bar Steward

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.
by ..WiL May 25, 2005
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bar scar

A wound, cut or bruise you find on your body after a big night of boozing at a bar or club. You usually have no idea of how it got there and probably don't remember much else because you were wicked hammah'd!
Hey dude, what happend to your head?

No, idea. It's a bar scar.
by Peter McBride October 24, 2007
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bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011
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