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Bananas

Members of the Onision cult. Typically "Bananas" range from ages 12- 18 but never reach a maturity level past about age 15. They often can be found hating on anything their leader demands as he uses manipulation of the young minds the "Bananas" have. They also have a good talent at ignoring facts that would otherwise help people decide for themselves. the faith they have in their leader is so strong they will ambush anyone who disagrees or challenges him, as well as his wife who is 10 years younger than him. She is the queen of the cult and have about as much say as leader onision. As onision chooses his "Bananas" to be his wife there if often competition between them. often Onision will grow tired of his wife once she reaches about age 20 he then will marry a banana of his choice. Often the young ones who prove themselves worthy are chosen to be the queen of the Bananas. WARNING: Bananas are very vicious and narcissistic, they will defend their leader at all costs even if it means dying. DO NOT approach bananas as they often stalk anyone who gets near, or disagrees with their view.
Onision didn't like my video now the Bananas are after me.

I liked a picture of a burger and now my friend said I should die, she is one of those Bananas

I should get to marry Onision next i'm the best of all the bananas

My friend posted on Tumblr that she thinks its scary Onision married dated a 16 year old now the bananas are stalking her
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 6, 2013
mugGet the Bananasmug.

banana

Kiddo: What are you eating
Partner: A banana
Buckaroo: Now that is a high potassium snack food
by Joosh April 17, 2006
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banana

Banana, a onision subscriber who watches onision so obsessively watches that they start to peel their skin off while cannibalizing themself to death
Guy 1: Oh a onision video? Let's watch!
Guy 2: Oh yes boiiii
Guy 1 and 2: OH NO WE ARE BANANA
by No Boi February 13, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

banana

1. A big curved fruit that is yellow.
2. Can be used as a dildo for a girl who is too cheap or shy to buy a REAL dildo. A banana works just as well.
Amy used a banana to masturbate because she doesn't have a dildo. After she was done she put it back on the table. A few hours later her dad came home and ate the banana saying "Wow! this banana tastes good!"
by willlyyy October 10, 2005
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
Guy 2: Banana.
by SassyCuck February 13, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana

A banana is somebody who watches Onision's videos obsessively to the point where they begin to peal their own skin ((I forgot what else))
Guy 1: "what is a banana?"

Guy 2: "kys"
by ViolentBurrito_yt February 13, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

a giant yellow deranged fruit that dresses in pyjamas
and chases teddy bears.
by LINDAR May 31, 2006
mugGet the bananamug.

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