ballistic

When something is just autotomas
Yo that was ballistic
by dontelistic July 02, 2018
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ideal-ballistic

A quick to respond phrase that is seldom used when in total agreement with your work colleague.

(Circa: 2000)
Jigsy: “We’re gonna have some drinks after work, that sound good to you dude?”

Lito: ”Ideal-ballistic!”
by Carlito Pinkariya December 09, 2008
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Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.
by Misterymissile August 31, 2020
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ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
by Silence March 28, 2003
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Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof
by Misterymissile September 03, 2020
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Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.
The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.
by itanimulli.com May 05, 2020
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Ballistic Tip

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.
(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?
by Ded_Lotus April 08, 2009
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