crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Shoot Some Badgers 

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

Shoot Some Badgers by I got you back November 25, 2009

Looking for badgers 

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

Looking for badgers by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

poke badgers with spoons 

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

poke badgers with spoons by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

Trouser badgers 

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

Trouser badgers by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

Bag of badgers 

A term to describe a high level of insanity displayed by a person. Think about it for a second. A bunch of badgers in a bag would be going MENTAL.

Paul: "Why did you break up with that girl?"
Matt: "Seriously, she was as mad as a bag of badgers."

Bag of badgers by munkimatt September 28, 2010

football badgers 

A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.

Visit it at www.footballbadgers.com

Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!

GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!

football badgers by Vanilla Coke Kid June 14, 2004