ass baby

An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.

I can't explain it any better than that. Its just an ass baby.

by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Bitch ass cry baby

Someone who complains and cries about everything and anything in their life to whoever will listen.

I bumped into a bitch ass cry baby at the store. Took me 20 minutes longer just to grab some bananas.

by TwoBrosOneCup July 16, 2020

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin May 21, 2011

Pansy ass cry baby bitch

Someone who gets butthurt easily by an opinion of others(when it doesn’t even target them)even though it’s straight facts.

Damn I can’t believe Urban Dictionary didn’t post my definition I guess the people who read it were being too busy being pansy ass cry baby bitches that they couldn’t handle a honest definition.

by Rach9797 July 29, 2020

ass-pussy baby

A baby that is conceived via anal sex gone wrong. When the semen is ejaculated into the asshole it inadvertently drips down and enters the vagina, resulting in the conception of a baby.

Marisa's child was an ass-pussy baby

by KGR February 9, 2008

ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass

Kim is an ass crack baby

by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013