A.T.B.S

Allergic To BullShit

Dan - Hi Emma, last week I had to go to surgery and get my 12 inch penis reduced so I wouldn't pass out when I got an erection, would you like to see?

Emma- Dan, I would love to see it, but unfortunately I went to the doctor's last week as well and was diagnosed with A.T.B.S.

Dan- Oooh, what's A.T.B.S Emma

Emma- A well known allergy these days, Allergic To BullShit. So goodbye Dan, I can't hang around you because you make me feel sick of your bullshit.

by D Lucky Lux November 9, 2019

S.T.B.123

When one proclaims an urgency, to smoke that bowl.

Yo, quit flapping your gums and S.T.B.123 already!

by Paul Behnke March 7, 2008

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

S.T.B.

Short for "Sexually Transmitted Bruise," referring to bruise marks that appear from biting the skin of a sexual partner.

Did you see the marks on his neck? She totally gave him a S.T.B.

by Dain22 March 17, 2009

B.S.T.

Refers to any long, seemingly pointless test taken at the end of a school year. Usually spans from one whole day to a week, maybe even two weeks. Examples of B.S.T.s are the CRCT, ITBS, and SAT.

"Hey, ready to take the math portion of the CRCT today?"
"Dude, that's such a B.S.T. it ain't even funny."

by Wail Halls April 27, 2006

W.T.B.S

An Acronym meaning Way To Blunted Syndrome. Way To Blunted Syndrome (W.T.B.S) occurs when one smokes way to much weed at once and becomes stoned past the point of simple recreation. Being this high puts you in a sort of "White Noise" state. Symptoms of W.T.B.S include (but are not limited to) lose of feeling in face, lighting your cigarette the wrong way, suddenly realizing that the song you are listening to ended ten minutes ago, putting sentences together like George W. Bush, and getting excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest. W.T.B.S syndrome feels incredible, but due to the dumb decisions one tends to make while suffering from Way To Blunted Syndrome (such as mooning a cop) it can be dangerous to yourself or others.

Person 1: Dude last night I watched family guy on mute while listening to dubstep and cypress hill!

Person 2: Wow, you must have had W.T.B.S

by I Chink Im Cool December 2, 2011

T.B.S.

Toilet Bowl Special: When someone snorts a line off of a hotel room toilet rim. This is typically done for $20 and is also known as the Kansas City Express or the KC Choo-Choo.

"Hey, we're in Kansas City, let's pay someone $20 for a T.B.S."

by Inquirer November 9, 2008