Brownback

When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.

Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.

by Offical outrage February 11, 2015

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

brownback

When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.

My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday

by eudoxus408 February 12, 2015

Big Chief Brown Bottom

No one's going to read this, but it's one of Kelso's nicknames on That 70's Show.

Oh really, Big Chief Brown Bottom

by PurpleValkyrie June 7, 2018

Jim Brown

Any sexual position that requires a sizeable penis to be performed correctly.

I wanted to give her the Montreal Screw Job, but that's a total Jim Brown. I don't have enough dick.

by Dr. Hannah August 6, 2017

Browse Categories Vote Store

When you dont know what to search up so you decided to look around and you find that there is browse categories vote and store at the top of Urban Dictionary so you go and search it up

BROWSE CATEGORIES VOTE STORE

by Why_is_it_called PSEYDONYM October 8, 2019

brownie toss

The act of throwing a poop towards an unsuspecting victim and yelling "catch!!" as the turd is close, with the goal being for the victim to catch it before they realize what it is.

"Why can't you come out tonight?"
"I brownie tossed my sister and got dookie on her new dress....it was awesome!"
poop dookie joke prank

by Flerpyderpypie October 14, 2015