Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

Awkwardnimity

An extreme case of awkwardness such as in meeting a new group of people for the first time.

The Circle of Awkwardnimity.

We stood together in complete awkwardnimity for an hour.

by TheManWithTheWord March 4, 2010

Awkwardicilious

A higher level of awkard.

For example this convo is so awkwardicilious.
Or you are so awkwardicilious.

by Tallilicious August 6, 2010

awkwardsome

A person, a pet, a situation, a photograph or an idea that is both awkward and awesome.

"Did you see that TV clip about a donkey parasailing at a beach in Mexico? Awkwardsome!"

overheard at a watercooler on Madison Avenue in Manhattan on March 31, 2011

by PRwiz101 April 21, 2011

Awkwardosity

Having awkward qualities while simultaneously having hip qualities.

Hipsters tend to have awkwardosity, though they would never, EVER admit it, and are certainly not the only ones.

by A-nonanonanona December 30, 2011

Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.

Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

awkwardscilence

a tiktoker who always deletes posts and will change their user when they can 😜

“I don’t like my user awkwardscilence or this post. oooh look i can change my user today :)”

by osakishotoro on tiktok 😋 December 20, 2020