Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006
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Get the award winning turd mug.The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.
Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.
by Top Feeder July 19, 2011
Get the Stove Award mug.An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.
Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Get the honorary pseudo-award mug.Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.
"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."
by Nocciola July 19, 2009
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Get the Content Aware Fill mug.When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009
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