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by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018
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by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007
Get the The rude awakening mug.The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks
by biggie_ September 24, 2005
Get the Rude Awakening mug.Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"
by qyj0L April 12, 2010
Get the Crude Awakening mug.the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
by wolf January 11, 2005
Get the smelly awakening mug.A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
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