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automotive teabag

when a driver of a vehicle, usually small car, rear ends a large truck with truck nuts, hanging off the hitch. The end results are the truck nuts on top of the smaller cars hood, and said truck nuts being drug across the hood, when the smaller car is removed from the acciddent.
Did you see Dan run his car into the back of Jeffs truck?

Yeah. his truck nuts are sitting on top of his hood.
Wait til they tow Dans car out, hell have an automotive teabag.
by bassbear29 September 3, 2011
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automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.
Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there
by T_1 June 21, 2010
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automotivation

the "last minute" motivation you give yourself on your way to work in your car
I just had the best weekend ever. I need some automotivation because this coffee isn't going to help. I'll listen to music and talk to myself on the whole ride to work.
by urworsthacker01 October 8, 2011
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automotively challenged

A person that is not smart enough to operate a motor vehicle safely.
John: "He just hit two parked cars, Did he get his license from a cracker jacks box?"
Dave: "he's very automotively challenged"
by Skrt98 July 5, 2016
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5 Star Automotive Solutions

Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.
Have you been to 5 Star Automotive Solutions?
by Est101 October 22, 2018
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Automoton

The word you use when you are fed up with 'Your mom! Your face!' type conflicts. It automatically shuts down the argument.
Person 1: Hey, you're dumb.
Person 2: Your FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your MOM is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is dumb!
Person 1: Your BUTT is dumb!
Person 2: Your MOM'S BUTT is dumb!
Person 1: Your DOG is dumb!
Person 2: AUTOMOTON!
Person 1: Dammit.
by Ktee May 7, 2005
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automaton

musical genius and massive bumface...makes weird glitchy sounds come out of computers and makes trumpy sounds with his mouth...the greatest lover in the world...bribe him with chicken, rum or old skatewear.
i wish i could make beats like automaton
by floppyv December 16, 2009
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