Asstronaut

A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".

"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"

Asstronaut by Mr. Arafat July 2, 2011

The Astronaut 

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

The Astronaut by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

Astronaut leg 

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

Astronaut leg by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015

Korean Astronaut 

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

Korean Astronaut by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016

bean astronaut 

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yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

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bean astronaut by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts 

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

japanese astronaut 

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

japanese astronaut by Joe Salone September 22, 2010