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Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat
Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.
by Whenyouknowthehood October 9, 2016
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Austria

A beautiful country where a lot of very famous people come from. Schwarzenegger is very famous. Also from Austria. There were many famous skiers from Austria. Not to mention how many Nobel Prize Winners were Austrian. An Austrian person is a great person from a great Country. And not to Mention Vienna which is one of the most Valuable cities in Europe.
There is only one bad person on the whole Earth from Austria who was bad. His name is Aldof.
by July. October 29, 2007
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Austria

Their greatest achievement was making the world think Hitler was German.
Their 2nd greatest achievement was making the world belive WW1 was started by the Germans.
"Hey you know that country Austria?"

"The birthplace of Hitler and the starter of WW1?"

"Thats the one!"
by Beef_the_Dog December 6, 2020
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Austrian Twins

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.
Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.
by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011
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austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.
What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal
by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011
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Austrian Napalm Strike

A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.

One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.

The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike

*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”



Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit

Kane: “awwww yeah…”
by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013
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Austrian tea

I'm in need of that Austrian Tea if you know what I mean.
by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015
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