Antique Magician

Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.

I performed the antique magician on your girlfriend last night.

by BAWB04 March 6, 2011

Antique Dome

When an elderly women gives you extremely wet most of the time toothless oral sex.

Kari's grandmother gives antique dome all the time.

by dmillions2013 September 11, 2012

Antique

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

by Roger's Ms. April 2, 2011

Antique

While having sex with a person. Pull out before ejactulation and cum in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.

That girl is dirty, I know because I antiqued her just the other night.

by NsstyN8 June 11, 2008

Antiqueing

Looking for older men to date

im going antiqueing tonight

by oooo_saucy August 11, 2008

antiquer

one who antiques sum1 by throwing a handful of flour in their face while theyre sleeping

oo i antiqued him got em da

by reno April 20, 2005

antique

To throw particulate matter in someone's face with the intention of obscuring their vision during a fight, or as a set up for a sucker punch before one.

"I told him to back the fuck up, but he grabbed a handful of dirt, antiqued me, and proceeded to wail on my face."

by MrJaw March 9, 2008