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up the auntie

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Refers to where a child pits one adult-relative against another in an attempt to get what he wants. A clever way for the child to avoid resorting to temper-tantrums, but equally invalid and shamelessly manipulative.
If my mom won't let me have a certain toy or candy at the store, I just "up the auntie" by reminding her how her child-pampering sister always buys me stuff I want when I'm out shopping with her.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
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Sucks to your Auntie

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Another way of saying, "Yo MAMA!" or "Yo FACE!" but a tad bit classier and intelligent as this phrase appears in the novel by William Golding, 'Lord of the Flies.' Also can be used for "Sucks to your ass-mar!" also a famous phrase from 'Lord of the Flies'
Girl: "Ew, you're so ugly!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Guy: "Damn! I lost to a level 3 noob again!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"
by Lovemesomechicken October 27, 2009
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auntie

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An adult female who is involved to some extent in an African American child's life; can be mother's sister but is not necessarily so.
Momma said to go to Auntie LaJuana's house after school.
by dorothy December 31, 2004
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Auntie Helen

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The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?

Bob: Did I see what?

Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!

Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?

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Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.

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by Nayr Fagueras December 1, 2010
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Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal football spray.
Auntie Fun Gal came over to see my mother. When I told her my mother wasn't home, she sucked my cock instead!
by Agnos MoreHead December 28, 2006
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Hide ya aunties

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national “hide ya aunties” day is a day where Ricardo steals all you’re aunties and takes them on a date
Damn, did Ricardo steal you’re auntie too? Damn he wasn’t lying about hide ya aunties
by global.richo October 15, 2019
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