Athena

A person who wears baseball hats of teams they hate, and dress like a 40 year old woman everyday at school or work. Also they dont give a shit about you no matter how you feel.

"Whoa you look like an Athena!"
"What does that mean?"
"um..."

"Hi, Athena! Did you see your kids soccer game last night?"
"Fuck off Susan."

by zemmiphobia_freak February 10, 2023

Athena

the best girl in the whole wide world.

i miss u btw xx

“who’s athena”
“Just the most amazing girl ever!”

by lowgan November 24, 2021

Athena

Typically a woman. A person with 2 left feet that falls over right. Has a wonky eye when when she laughs. Takes forever to do anything, but always does everything. Her boobs are %50 of her body. She has the sex drive of a teenage boy. She displays flamboyant hand gestures while cooking.

That girl just pulled an Athena!

by Goofballs November 20, 2011

Athena

A bitch

Athena is a bitch

by urmom5000000 November 21, 2021

Athena

1. A greek goddess
2. A virgin
3. Anything but a virgin
4. A fitty tuck

Athena now lives in Red Square :P

by James 23 December 2, 2005

Athena

A person who thinks she's quirky for being named after a Greek God usually is #brocken & uses tiktok might use 😪😢🥺😭🖤💔⛓ unironically. Also might be a brat

Person 1: I hate Athena
You: Why?
Person 1: she's #brocken
You: Oh

by StarIsEnby August 2, 2022

Athena

A kick ass ska band from Turkey. The name is ironic, because Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom. And if you know anything about the Greeks and the Turks, well... yeah.

Even if you aren't Turkish, Athena is a great band to listen to.

by salak July 28, 2008