by Maya69420 April 8, 2019
Get the Atchuba mug.Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.
-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
by LilyBlack May 25, 2008
Get the David Archuleta mug.White Guy who can be a jerk to everyone even though he's a nerd. He often likes to play around with girls (and maybe some guys) and thinks he's some gift from god to to the world.
Did you see that guy? He's acting like such an Atchley. Why does he have to play me like that? He's such a jerk.
by Homie_G December 20, 2009
Get the Atchley mug.Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).
Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
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by StripedLinux June 18, 2016
Get the athul mug.Is the right kind of mean and right kind nice. Extremely smart but with her dumb but adorable moments. She is a take control kind of girl and can see those for who they are and can be. So beautiful tha it could cause some to cry at sometime.
by whylietruth April 19, 2010
Get the Atchley mug.An extraordinarily raging homosexual boy who is temporarily covering his sexuality by pursuing a bogus entertainment career to prepare for his life long dream as a toothless glory hole attendant at a highway rest stop.
Neil: I talked to the town hall about the Archuleta that lives by the elementary school. Bob: Ya dude that guy's a real sicko.
by billybobhomo May 15, 2008
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