Abbottabad

n. A modern city near Islamabad with a thriving economy and vibrant night life in spite of an overwhelmingly blind population. Home to a large military officer training centre, a security police academy, a large sophisticated army base, and a cadre of well known international terrorists in a well-appointed glaringly-obvious hideout.

Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.

Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.

Excuse me Major, can you tell me where the Abbottabad bus station is?

Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.

by gnostic1 June 2, 2011

abbotsford

A city where the only thing people do, Is sit around and smoke weed.

" Abbotsford is gay, what do you want to do?"
" Blaze? "
" OK. "

by Terror, April 16, 2008

Corey Abbott

Is a little basic white girl that actually has a dick that is an astonishing 3inches long, If u know a Corey Abbott their most likely gay and want ur 3incher. Corey Abbott’s have sex with their uncle tony Abbott who is a faggot

Oh look there’s that white girl corey Abbott who’s actually a gay dude

by Big pigon December 3, 2019

Abbott

Abbott is usually a very beautiful girl and is popular. all guys and girls want to be friends with her and everyone talks great about her. her laugh is super cute and she lights up every room. she laughs at most things and is always happy. she has good grades and has many friends

wow, she looks like an abbott

by mellissa1987 April 7, 2019

Anbotage

Short for 'Anti-Sabotage'. Meaning: The Opposite of Sabotage.

Person 1: Time to anbotage this house; hand me a hammer and some nails.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Clearly the house isn't finished, and even though I have every right to be insanely jealous, I will do what I can to complete it.

Person 2: So... you're gonna help finish the house?

Person 1: ...Anbotage...

Person 2: Dude. That means help.

Person 1: Hey... well... you can just go straight to hell...

Person 2: ?

by Poonmasah January 11, 2010

ATOT

short for Anandtech Off Topic

Go Neff on ATOT

by illusion88 October 13, 2003

Tony Abbott

Australian politician that denies climate change. Stands for nothing more than getting into power. Claims to be a christian but shows his true colors when it comes to asylum seekers.

That blokes more racist than Tony Abbott.

by Adelaidedude June 29, 2011