Astronomical

So fucking awesome that you dont even know how fucking awesome it is cause if you did your fucking head will EXPLODE

Tom:Dude Carla sucked my dick so good,IT FELT ASTRONOMICAL

Cesar:You serious?How much did she cost?

by TwitterCessarMF August 22, 2010

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asstronomer

A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.

God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.

by Mark H June 11, 2004

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asstronomy

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.

After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.

by Bennett doctor in asstronomy February 10, 2006

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Astronomical

A very large object, usually meaning huge, big, or gigantic. Many people use it in a sentence that has to do with a memorial statue, or just a large object in their house, or at an amusement park.

The sequoia tree was so astronomical, it was over 52,500 cubic feet!

by Akhaten October 27, 2014

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