Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet
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bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.
by BananaTheSatan June 2, 2020
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1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."
1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."
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A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.
Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 December 24, 2019
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An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
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by Amongusinreallifesussus June 10, 2021
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by Sumkidontheintertet August 22, 2020
Get the Astrology mug.Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?
So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
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