Astro-not

Though not "technically" an astronaut, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real astronaut.

While I wish my boyfriend was an astro-not, I had to settle for an astronaut.

by therealRCI January 08, 2017

astro

astroz are faggot ass bitches that name themselves after a terrible song., they think their cool because they smoke weed even though everyone hates them. they hangout with a bunch of bitches called the astra-hoez who they hook up with even though their as ugly as my shit. Never talk to an astro or join astroz or everyone besides the will view you as a faggot

yo did you see those astroz
Yeah their faggots and those astra-hoez are ugly as shit

by hudsfbsfhpspdfbsfsdfsd April 04, 2010

Astro Mode

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

by Viuz January 23, 2022

astro black

1. extremely blunted, either to the point of blacking out, or reaching a higher state of mind then ever before
2. an enlightened black man

"Last night I took three bong rips, smoked a blunt, and reached astro black"
"Brother Muhammad is all astro black now after reading the Koran all day"

by somaticvibe April 30, 2008

astro traveling

Means to go get high. Used by popular underground hip-hop artist madlib (aka Quasimoto)

"...and we commence to astro traveling"

by Slide Kardell June 03, 2004

astro travelin'

To get blazed and cruise around in a vehicle, typically at night. Coined by Quasimoto on the album "The Unseen".
Even better when bumping tunes like the above album.

we flyin' through your neighborhood at hyperspeed
astro travelin' off that hydro weed

- Quasimoto, "Astro Travelin'"

by djshitts May 22, 2009

Astro Thot

When a person uses astrology as an excuse for their terrible decisions and actions.

Her sun is high, moon barely showing, and Venus is in retrograde so it’s her season to make mistakes, she’s a Astro Thot.

by Imnewathis July 13, 2019