ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.

If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.

by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013

assumer

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

by kevin benham July 13, 2006

mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

by Al October 12, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.

"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"

by Saucy September 2, 2003

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

Coin is assured

In yester-year, when an honorary member of the Bro's of the Round Table became acquainted with a lady, and courted her in the finest eatery's of their time, if getting some booty was on the cards that night, coin would be assured.

Bro: I'm taking Wonda out tonight...
Bro's of the Round Table: Where you takin' this girl?
Bro: Taco Bell
Bro's of the Round Table: Taco Bell? Coin is assured.

by Brospect December 4, 2011