Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

Arizona AssCrack

Dry leftovers after a bad wipe, leading to one itchy ass.

-"My ass feels like a desert bro. its dry and itchy."
- "Did you wipe thoroughly? because i think you have an Arizona AssCrack right now"

by KingRaymondStankos October 2, 2011

assback

n. a position in any competitive sport
usually applied to the team fuck up
a.k.a. leftout a.k.a. benchwarmer

Little Johnny, the team fuck up, plays assback. When he gets up to get on the field the coach yells, "Get your <ass back> here!"

by Derek Harringtong December 18, 2006

assjack

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006

assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009