assgut

When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants

I gotta stop eating pizza three times a day, i'm getting an assgut

by Polygons January 27, 2015

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014

asspulp

the lint that comes out of a dudes lower back/upper butt crack after wearing a brand new pair of boxers. Any asspulp found below that merge line is not to be spoken of.

yo i was scratching my ass today and i got a huge ammount of asspulp.

by Nick (logicaldiginick on AIM) February 27, 2003

asspit

Someone who smells of ass and armpit.

Dude I walked passed this guy who smelt like asspit.

by randomblackguy November 2, 2014

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008

assbut

From the syndicated Fox Primetime Cartoon "The Simpsons".

Used by the character Jimbo Jones in a derogatory fashion at the character Mayor Quimby.

Mayor Quimby: "I don't need to listen to you."
Jimbo Jones: "Then prove it, assbut!"

by warnerdang June 8, 2004