Assfend

Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.

You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.

by seebeew April 14, 2010

Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

aspen

a tree guy

aspen is a tree

by salty man June 19, 2019

asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005

aspen

a nerdy gay guy

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay

by salty man June 19, 2019

Assperger

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.

Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.

by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008