Apparently Land

The land where all your lies go. Whenever you tell a lie it becomes a reality in the parallel universe of apparently land. The larger your apparently land is, the more you lie.

In apparently land Steve is not cuckolded by his wife.

by ConorJ February 26, 2011

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Assarectomy

To place ones foot in another's ass

Yo bro if you don't stop fucking with me imma give you a assarectomy

by Yace27 October 7, 2016

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To act in a hostile way towards someone else.Frightening,ready to destroy. Adjective.

austarentation
Hate: Becoming hostile towards any living organism.Noun.

austarentating
Becoming hostile.Not yourself. Verb.

The austarentatious man suddenly became very angry with his beautiful wife and daughter because they had cooked lemon chicken instead of then man's favorite food;lamb chops.

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

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Hair apparent

Noun.

1. The condition of unsightly longer, thicker, or darker than normal hairs on someone's face. Usually most obvious in an older woman.

2. A darker hair growing out of a raised mole.

Yikes, send that woman a magnifying glass and some tweezers, she is suffering from hair apparent.

Whoa, check it out. Hair apparent coming out of the mole.

by August Stockton November 30, 2011

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apparentometer

A device for deciding it is hotter than a thermometer indicates. A reciprocal device of wind chill factor apparently.

A recorded temperature is, for example, 28 degrees Celsius, but for the sake of alarmism a weather report will state the "apparent" temperature as at least 10% higher. It is obvious they must have an apparentometer.

by The CLimate Realist January 11, 2012

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