asswordaphobe

you know that guy you see in a video game chat, that freaks out if you use the word nigger, testicle, boob, or fag? Asswordaphobes are the new troll that festers in video games you play on the computer like gmod, csgo. and TF2. if you see an asswordaphobe proceed with extreme caution.

guy 1: hey guys guese what
guy 2: what
guy 1: BOOBIES!!!
guy 2:cool
guy 3: dude not cool you spelled everything wrong in your first sentance and now you have completely ruined this chat by sodimizing it with the word boobies. you are such a fucking asshole
guy 1: shut up asswordaphobe.

by cancer rape is awesome November 8, 2015

Assword

Someone who reads and pronounces a word in the right way but writes another word which looks like the first word.
Asswords' brains work in a different way, they mostly use their ears rather than their eyes.
If you are leaning English, the best thing you can do is to avoid asswords.

1.Mahdi: I need to cut my hair!
Athena: Oh I can cute it for you.
Mahdi: You did it again you assword!
2.
Mahdi: I'm so sleepy right now i have to go bye!
Athena: Buy Mahdi.
Mahdi: You did it again my assword friend.
Athena: We are tow crazy bitches.

by A White Nigga August 28, 2019

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Assload

The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.

Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"

Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "

by Mr E.S August 27, 2020

assordion

The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!

Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝

by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021

assword

A very easy to remember password for your PC.

Mike changed his Windows 7 password from "incorrect" to "assword" because he wanted a reminder without having to fail a login attempt.

by Sketchy with a K June 22, 2024