Assflak

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

by David Love May 18, 2008

Assified

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

Assfacia

A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.

"Nah, she's got assfacia."

by Bluto October 24, 2003

aspiflicated

The state of being excessively drunk, Inebriate, Shit faced.

Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, puking in the bushes, with writing on my face, almost drown in the neighbors kiddie pool, and with no recollection of how I ended up in Arbys the next morning.

by JackT January 1, 2006

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

Assfly

A common, and derogatory, nickname for the fundamentalist, home "educator" and founder of Conservapedia, Andrew Schlafly.

-Hey this history exam has 15% fewer questions if you're a girl.

-That's because it's written by Assfly.

by A Pedant November 28, 2009

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008