ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017

Assident

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.

I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.

by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021

Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.

I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.

by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023

Assident

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.

Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.

by Gunz72 October 19, 2023

Assidentilationafellowsadinationapo

A very unpleasant surprise, a gasp to the extreme

What’s the most ‘assidentilationafellowsadinationapo‘ day you had?

by LemonCard December 11, 2024

Assficient

Being efficient but being an ass about it

You’re so assficient

by Banjo Roylance April 16, 2021

assinent

a gigantic fool or dummy or noob

Joe: your mim died.
me: that is not how you spell "mom" you assinent.

by NEYYYYYYYMA November 5, 2021