Assgasboard

When one craves either eating their partners ass or having their ass orally devoured. Essentially analingus with enthusiasm and devotion to the act.

When I get you alone the assgasboard we are going to experience will be epic.

by Suzanne McQueen May 25, 2018

Assgasam

To repeatedly sit on and off a seat or chair

Stop giving that chair an Assgasam

by AnalAutism April 29, 2019

aspgasm

Specifically for those with ASD; When something fits your special interest so well you seem to mentally climax

“Did you see this new app that lets you categorize food and gives you a rating on how healthy it is? I practically aspgasmed over it.”

by ShookSamurai March 6, 2022

assgasum

Achieving climax or having an orgasm through anal intercourse

Brad fucked me in my ass so good last night I had an assgasum and came real hard!
"I had the best assgasum last night from doing anal"

by Luster One May 15, 2022

Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

by stroodlemc August 8, 2025