n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
by Sanias March 11, 2004
Get the egg-asser mug.A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.
Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?
Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.
Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.
Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
by Girthquake December 7, 2012
Get the Assfertaste mug.When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet
Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.
Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022
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Get the box of assorted creams mug.Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
by coyote123 September 1, 2011
Get the asseltov cocktail mug.The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
by TheWordSir June 26, 2009
Get the ascertion mug.Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.
by Marthakay November 9, 2008
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