Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

Asswater

Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.

Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.

by h. chinaski May 15, 2004

assbanter

Assbanter is the bantering with someone you consider to be an ass at the time. It's a form of dialog that may be considered passive aggressive, or argumentative in nature.
It can be an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; or may be be good-natured raillery. It may also be a tolerant form of dialog where each person strives to be the bigger ass.

Assbanter- bantering with an asshole, also known as an ass.

by Wordprofessor February 4, 2010

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul September 10, 2005

Asshate

the derogatory term for a homophobe, as said by a gay individual.

Someone who hates ass ie ass sex

Wow look at that guy over there trying to be so butch. He looks like a total asshate.

by IndieRedVanille February 1, 2010

assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003