Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.

michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.

by jsa2 September 7, 2007

Cocksucking ass bandit

Donald Trump

A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Feline Ass Bandit

(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.

(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'

(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.

(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.

by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008

Sugar Ass Bandit

Someone who is the most amazingly beautiful person ever.

Hey Bob did you see that Sugar Ass Bandit?
Yeah I did she was pro.

by Mixed Up DJ Silly B.O.B. April 9, 2009

ass crack bandit

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.

Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night

by potledom January 12, 2014

Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 19, 2022

ass banditry

An act incorporating varying degrees of buggery.

After school on thurdsays Jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of ass banditry

by mister fish February 23, 2004