Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)

Chris Livingston is a smart ass red-head

by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010

White Ass Spaghetti Head

A derogatory term used to call someone (usually a blonde) A white trash blonde. Commonly used by higher class white Americans to show their high class.

He is a White ass spaghetti head

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx February 27, 2018

White-ass Spaghetti Head

A derogatory term to say to a white person with blonde hair (usually female, better if male) as an insult. Also used as a joke towards your friend.

Me: dude look at that thot

Imaginary friend: ya she is a white-ass spaghetti head

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018

Swirly Head Ass

1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.

2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.

Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"

by 216Ski April 21, 2008

bald head ass

When a person is in the act of becoming bald or is already bald.

Girl! When is you finna get yo weave? Yo Bald Head Ass...

by Ricardo A. March 25, 2007

Head ass

kameron boser

kameron boser is the absolute definition of a head ass.

by daddy5345 June 23, 2018

head ass nigga

Anyone who fucked a whore and thought they were her first. Usually some one with a fuckboy name

Gavin: I got layed last night....
Jack: By who?
Gavin: Mary, i was were first...so i had to go slow.

Jack: Head ass nigga!! I fucked mary last summer...TWICE!!

by Badcat007 December 8, 2015