Sugar Ass Bandit

Someone who is the most amazingly beautiful person ever.

Hey Bob did you see that Sugar Ass Bandit?
Yeah I did she was pro.

by Mixed Up DJ Silly B.O.B. April 9, 2009

ass crack bandit

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.

Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night

by potledom January 13, 2014

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 20, 2022