When a pot-hole is paved over with asphalt, resulting in an elevated spot on the road. This term derives from George, who is the owner of a major asphalt company.
by weetiepeas December 24, 2010
Get the George of Asphaltmug. Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
by rtil April 19, 2005
Get the asphalt shoesmug. by bryken7 June 24, 2016
Get the Asphalt Pussymug. While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.
by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009
Get the asphalt quesadilla mug. During sexual intercourse, after a black man gives a woman a creampie, he quickly pulls out and roughly yet passionately presses his now flaccid dick over the girl's forehead, flattening it straight out. The guy's dick sticks down to her forehead like a layer of fresh, hot, asphalt in the Georgia heat.
Yo Jamal, you remember that bitch Juliesa? Saturday night I laid that bitch flat and gave her a Georgia Asphalt.
by whitemoono November 14, 2007
Get the georgia asphaltmug. Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.
*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*
Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."
Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."
by D down in Oz October 21, 2008
Get the Asphalt Cowboymug. "Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."
by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019
Get the Asphalt Monkeymug.