asspects

Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".

I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.

by QuacksO July 25, 2016

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assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

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aspeitia

A cock wielding, ass kicking, death dealing bad ass mother fucker!!!!!

That is one bad ass aspeitia.

by pimp daddy flex October 29, 2014

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Aspec

A word used for someone on the autism spectrum

Person1: I'm aspec
Person2: What does that mean?
Person1: It means I'm on the autism spectrum

by im-aspec-no-not-asexual April 14, 2017

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Aspectless

Best Balkan Minecraft PvP-er who player 2013-2020 and quit. He and BOONEYY were the best Balkan and probably Europe duo in the game. He doesn't do anything atm and is focusing on school and his social life which is perfect. He also loves striking people. Nobody can touch him!

Random: You're bad Aspectless!
Aspectless: Stfu retard I will break your front door and strike your channel
Random: Sorry man!

by BALKANEC December 30, 2020

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