assosexual

Someone (typically male) who loves to tap ass, and does not care which gender the ass belongs to.

Big Tony just got out of the state pen, and he's looking for some ass. He's posting in m4m, m4w, he doesn't care, he's an all-around assosexual.

by Assman_Montana October 26, 2011

asssum

The equation generated when performing mathematical methods on asses. Not to be confused with a bumsum.

Find y:
6 asses / 2 asses = y asses

This is an asssum.

by Buttestitian October 7, 2006

ASSSTFICATION

sexually assualt ones tired ass with stiff winky without lube

Tommy said: i would like to ASSSTFICATE her
Bjorn said: dude her ass looks tired
Tommy said: i know thats why i would so like to ASSSTFICATION her

by White_za December 23, 2008

Assstickectomy

The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.

Bill needs an assstickectomy, he just bitches and moans too much.

by 69t June 22, 2009

Asassment

A love of setting cats on fire

Do you Asassment?

Yes I love the smell of Chinese in the morning.

by jim da fish December 9, 2013

Asssniffer mcgee

When they sniff so much àšš

I shit and he sniffed my ass so he is a asssniffer mcgee

by Konkey dong the dumb bitch December 10, 2019

amosso

An absolute god amongst men

Wow, look at him, what an Amosso

by MysteriousDefiner January 23, 2020