anideeyit

A word invented by Vincent "Don Vito" Margera which means "an idiot."

You must have tha...anideeyit klub.

by Cody Stuesser April 12, 2007

Assident

When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.

*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)

by Chissie May 12, 2010

two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside

Dude did you just two aside just now

by Chinkz December 4, 2015

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

assident

A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.

As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:

Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".

by Davey C. January 5, 2008

asideaways

{a-sahyd-a-weyz} Can also be spelled as assideaways.

The goofy skewed way certain people wear their baseball or trucker hats.

I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways, but they were more like apes with hats on.

by Tsarstepan October 11, 2012

asidecharli

asidecharli is not only AWESOME BUT SHE’S ALSO A TALENTED editor.

“asidecharli is my favourite person ever”

by leosaeps May 2, 2021