The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
by DrPooptickler December 31, 2014
An Asian is someone that is related to Asia or its people.
There are 3 types of Asians.
Asian - Americans, Asian - Canadians, and the Original Asians
There are different type of Asian Americans the first is the typical trying to be black Asian, the second is the quiet Asian, and the third is one that watches anime or plays games such as league of legends.
The original Asians were born in Asia and usually have an Asian accent speaking english most of the time but if their first language was English they might not have an accent.
Canadian Asians for all I know are not as ghetto as American Asians and they tend to mostly play video games and watch anime.
There are 3 types of Asians.
Asian - Americans, Asian - Canadians, and the Original Asians
There are different type of Asian Americans the first is the typical trying to be black Asian, the second is the quiet Asian, and the third is one that watches anime or plays games such as league of legends.
The original Asians were born in Asia and usually have an Asian accent speaking english most of the time but if their first language was English they might not have an accent.
Canadian Asians for all I know are not as ghetto as American Asians and they tend to mostly play video games and watch anime.
by ThatAfkGuy September 16, 2016
by Redos May 13, 2013
by lol bitch you thought November 18, 2019
by D3fau1tdan December 05, 2018
An "Asian" typically describes one of oriental culture thinking that they're cool because they are Asian.
Many of these "Asian's" consist of Filipinos, who technically are; Asian-Pacific Islander. At the same time, there are many other "Asian's" of different oriental races, such as the Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, etc.
Most male "Asian's" like to outgrow their hair to about eyebrow length; keeping it well conditioned and refuse to cut the front, or any part of their hair. They have an extreme obsession with K-Pop, or Korean pop.
A way to find an "Asian" on the internet is to look at their username. If it consists of anything relating to pandas, rice, noodles, the shortened term Azn, swag, or anything of the like, you have found one.
Many of these "Asian's" consist of Filipinos, who technically are; Asian-Pacific Islander. At the same time, there are many other "Asian's" of different oriental races, such as the Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, etc.
Most male "Asian's" like to outgrow their hair to about eyebrow length; keeping it well conditioned and refuse to cut the front, or any part of their hair. They have an extreme obsession with K-Pop, or Korean pop.
A way to find an "Asian" on the internet is to look at their username. If it consists of anything relating to pandas, rice, noodles, the shortened term Azn, swag, or anything of the like, you have found one.
Person 1: Hey Justin, why do you like pandas?
Justin: Because they're fluffy <3
Person 1: That's not exactly the best answer. Are you saying this because it relates to the Asian race, or country?
Justin: No, pandas are black, white and Asian.
Person 1: You are a disgrace to the Asian race.
Justin: Because they're fluffy <3
Person 1: That's not exactly the best answer. Are you saying this because it relates to the Asian race, or country?
Justin: No, pandas are black, white and Asian.
Person 1: You are a disgrace to the Asian race.
by TheEthicalOne February 26, 2012
Being asian means strict parents, all As in school, your probably a nerd trying to fit in, you like rice and boba and all sorts of asian foods, people make fun of your eyes for being slanted, and they say ching chong ling long.
by asians are litty November 26, 2017