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Asian

An Asian is someone that is related to Asia or its people.
There are 3 types of Asians.

Asian - Americans, Asian - Canadians, and the Original Asians
There are different type of Asian Americans the first is the typical trying to be black Asian, the second is the quiet Asian, and the third is one that watches anime or plays games such as league of legends.
The original Asians were born in Asia and usually have an Asian accent speaking english most of the time but if their first language was English they might not have an accent.
Canadian Asians for all I know are not as ghetto as American Asians and they tend to mostly play video games and watch anime.
So what kind of Asian are you?
by ThatAfkGuy September 16, 2016
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Asian

just terrible, bland, and boring. Particularly when applied to sex.
Girl: was it good for you baby?
Dude: whatever. it was asian
by Redos May 13, 2013
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Asian

A human calculator who is always nagging you to stop coping of there test when your not
Person 1:dude this math is hard
Person 2:ask the Asian in the back of the class
by lol bitch you thought November 18, 2019
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Asian

I’m so Asian I can’t see a thing
by D3fau1tdan December 4, 2018
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Asian

An "Asian" typically describes one of oriental culture thinking that they're cool because they are Asian.

Many of these "Asian's" consist of Filipinos, who technically are; Asian-Pacific Islander. At the same time, there are many other "Asian's" of different oriental races, such as the Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, etc.

Most male "Asian's" like to outgrow their hair to about eyebrow length; keeping it well conditioned and refuse to cut the front, or any part of their hair. They have an extreme obsession with K-Pop, or Korean pop.

A way to find an "Asian" on the internet is to look at their username. If it consists of anything relating to pandas, rice, noodles, the shortened term Azn, swag, or anything of the like, you have found one.
Person 1: Hey Justin, why do you like pandas?

Justin: Because they're fluffy <3

Person 1: That's not exactly the best answer. Are you saying this because it relates to the Asian race, or country?

Justin: No, pandas are black, white and Asian.

Person 1: You are a disgrace to the Asian race.
by TheEthicalOne May 13, 2012
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Asian

Being asian means strict parents, all As in school, your probably a nerd trying to fit in, you like rice and boba and all sorts of asian foods, people make fun of your eyes for being slanted, and they say ching chong ling long.
Asian Girl: Hi.
White Girl: CHING CHONG LING LONG
Asian Girl: Fuck off.
by asians are litty November 27, 2017
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Asian

any of a group of people descended from Asia, usually making excellent grades in high school and often becoming doctors; referred to a person who has not made out with a girl or who has not had sex before high school gradutation.
1.) Hey Asian, can I copy your homework?
2.) Goddamn it graduation is coming up in a month and I'm still a virgin, I feel like an Asian!
by beaner man November 14, 2009
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