ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Ashton

The most sexiest, awesome person alive. The best friend you could ever ask for

Becky: Did you see that guy?

Stacy: Yeah. He was totally Ashton.

by fffreak12119 February 20, 2009

Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by Mike May 2, 2004

ashton irwin

the ultimate boomer

"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"

by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020

Ashton

Ashton is one of the best guys you will meet. He needs people there for him and can have a soft spot for you. His blue eyes are like looking up at the sky. He deserves so much better than how he has been treated in his life.

Ashton

by Immapotato:) March 13, 2021

Flaming Ashton

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."

by compubrains27 December 6, 2009

Ashpocalypse

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.

The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.

by majestic-cheese April 19, 2010