michael ashworth

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude

by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

ashonte

She's lit asf and you would only get along with this person if ther 100 with you

Ashonte sooo littt!

by Foodsgoodman June 18, 2018

Assorted Jelly Beans

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

Ashonti

A very selfless person who puts anyone before ones self, full of emotion which may portray them as weak but they're actually the opposite they have tons of imagination to one it may seem over the top but to another audience it may be attractive, occasionally an Ashonti may seem to have a split personality but over all he/she lives off of love which is a huge part when it comes to their humanity .

I've met someone named Ashonti before, it was like meeting a human kaledoscope

by shatteredrecordsz December 20, 2013