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Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.
Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.
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The subjects taken in your VCE years in Victoria - Specialist Maths, Maths Methods, Physics, Chemistry, English and fast-track Biology in year 11.
by Schwan January 12, 2008
Get the Asian 5 mug.Extrasensory perception (ESP) that allows one to immediately know that there is an Asian guy in the vicinity. This is an ability usually possesed by a non-Asian girl who is attracted to Asian guys.
Walking down a crowded street with a friend, Lids was able to detect the presence of Asian guys.
Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD
Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD
by lettucebug September 7, 2011
Get the Asian-Dar mug.during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.
by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020
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by Fabulous Fury December 8, 2018
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Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.
Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!
Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.
Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!
Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018
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