IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.

"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"

by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023

Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth

Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T

That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth

by Mr - T November 3, 2023

Knives of Ascendance

Knives of Ascendance (KA) is an online anti-degenerate clan opposing the 4th brigade, based in Discord. It nukes and raids discord servers. It's led by Victor and Fear II.

Knives of Ascendance nuked my server again!!

by Zenithsky December 21, 2024

Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 25, 2022

Ascendant

Rising in the east just above the horizon.

or
Having been risen.

On easter morning we dropped acid before attending sacrament meeting, thereby gaining a firm witness of how ascendant Jesus truly is. Jesus Christ ascended death, therefore he is ascendant.

by FURBjr April 8, 2022

Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

ascendant

1- parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-great-grandparent and etc.
2- being in control; superiority, or commanding influence; ascendancy
3- a royal heir assuming
4- the horoscope, or that degree of the ecliptic which rises above the horizon at the moment of one's birth; supposed to have a commanding influence on a person's life and fortune.
5- ascent; height; elevation
6- ancestor

Ascendant.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023