Abestos

the best at something, proclimation of greatness

I'm abestos at madden.

I'm abestos at everything I do and more.

by Adam Surgeon October 17, 2008

AsbestosMane

AsbestosMane is the most sane/retarded 6.0 powerstroke owner

Hey AsbestosMane wanna harass gays?

by SpedKidInTheBathRoom May 12, 2023

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021

ashbestos

An idiot whom talks about eating asbestos way too much

Don’t be like ashbestos

by Z-8 June 30, 2023

assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".

Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.

by QuacksO June 9, 2024