Arthuring

Started at a party in early June 06 by a guy named Arthur, The act of playing with someones hair and or caressing them while the victim is drunk and does not understand nor feel what is going on and often ignores the (Arthur) because of total drunkness.Victim usually does not care and is not attracted to the person yet the (Arthur) is extremely good looking.Done to the oppostie sex.

Angela: u know i was playing with his ponytail
Angela: and tickling his back
Mary: OH MY GOD
Mary: u were arthuring him

by Zarfizzle September 5, 2008

Arthuritus

a.k.a. "The Retarded Green Llama Virus."

When something particularily ugly, fat, cocky and stupid(usually by the name of Arthur) inflicts his extreme gayness on you, and your infected for life!

Symtoms: severe headaches, which may lead to brain hemerages and heart problems, and excessive puking in his general direction because your eyes are sick of seeing his fat ugly fucking self.

Prognosis: there is no known cure to Arthuritus. Severe brain damage, loss of eyesight, and excessive puking till your teeeth rott are very comon problems. Eventually, all patients die a slow, and very painful death...often complaining of hallucinations and seeing green fat llama blobs before death. many patients that realize they have this nasty disease...kill themselves on the spot as they want to go out with some type of dignity.

by ? November 29, 2004

Arthritis

A code word used by men to talk or express feelings twords femail Genitalia such as (breast ass)

Dude she has nice ARTHRITIS

by Adolf best friend Nick May 19, 2008

authoritor

A made up word made from bradlee

Authoritor- made up slang

by Brahmss October 9, 2016

artharitis

Underground female hip hop artist, "Radioactive Republicans" single.

Underground female hip hop artist

by Billy April 12, 2005

noobletoid arthriticatus

the most extreme lvl of a noob on x-box live such as Xenocide321 he=big noob but the word is not only limited to use on x-box live

Wow you dirty noobletoid arhriricatus I cant believe u didnt kill that dude.

by alex February 16, 2005

rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018