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Armenian House Guest

An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.
Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.
by Jmacd May 18, 2009
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armenglish

armenglish is basically armenian words written with english letters but are actually armenian words.

Armenglish is also a phrase and/or a sentence that is moslty armenian words with english word(s) thrown in every so often.
English ................ Armenglish (armenian words using english letters)
hello .................... parev
how are you? ....... inchbes es?

armenian phrase with english words in the mix:
Car-eh Park uhreer? (did you park the car?)
by fryguy August 10, 2007
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armenian conveyor belt

When a man having sex with a woman is simultaneously penetrated by a man, who is in turn penetrated by an other man, and so on.

Also known as Buh-buh-buh-bup.
"Armenian conveyor belt; just the groom and his groomsmen buh-buh-buh-bup."
by thethingfromouterspace March 4, 2014
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Armenian Power

a gang made of armos in the LA area that will kill any other gang
members of the armenian power gang robbed a bank yesterday
by menoua818 July 27, 2006
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armenia

You know you're Armenian when...
1. Asked where he's from, your dad may reply "I'm hye." People will never look at you the same way.
2. You're last name ends with either "ian" or "yan".
3. You live in Los Angeles County. If you don't many of your relatives do, in the areas north of Hollywood. (Glendale, Burbank, etc.)
4. Your family considers the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide a national day of mourning.
5. Your parents are still holding a grudge over the genocide, and hate Turks with a passion.
6. Church is attended as a social event.
7. Often, when your family meets other Armenians, it's realized that you're all related.
8. Dolmeh: You either hate it or love it.
9. Though you are not rich, you enjoy luxuries such as brand name clothing, jewlery, nice cars, and more.
10. After watching "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", you were shocked to realize that your own relatives resemble many of the characters.
11. Your parents were probably born in Iran, and fled the country before or during the war.
12. Though you were never taught the language, you are able to understand Iranian (Farsi).
13. No matter what kind of music you listen to, System of a Down rocks!
14. You have to applaud the Armenians for trying to change the ghetto of East Hollywood.
15. You are from one of the best countries in the world.
Since telling her we are "hye",my teacher thinks my family is into drugs. My last name is Kevakian. I live in La Crescenta, California. I wear black on April 24. My parents hate Turks, but I think I can forgive them for their shameful past. My future husband can most likely be found at our church. The new guy who works at the bakery is my dad's cousin's husband's uncle's wife's nephew. I could eat dolmeh everyday of my life. Yesterday I bought a $100 purse at Coach. I think the producers of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" met my family somewhere and thought we were from Greece. My parents were born in Tehran, and both moved before the Iran-Iraq War. Who needs Spanish?! Knowing Armenian, Farsi, and English will get me a decent job in LA! I like rap and hip-hop, yet I have every CD from System of a Down. Sure, East Hollywood is still full of hookers, drugs, and cheap bars, but hey, they managed to get that "Little Armenia" sign up; it's a start, right? I'm from Armenia, one of the best countries in the world.
by **DrEaMaKeR** September 5, 2005
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Armenian Pig

Referring to Kim Kardashian.
"Hugh Hefner's had more meaningful relationships than that Armenian pig" - Danial Tosh
by Operation Glass Cloak January 2, 2012
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armenian sport

To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
"Joe is making Armenian sport two or three times a day."

"Bob loves to make Armenian sport, when he watches porn."
"Is our son making Armenian sport again every morning and evening?"
by kina loko January 30, 2014
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